The lizards were anti-climatic.
a fat lot of good this'll do you.


Read the comments. Here, I’ll start you off:
CopybassCollapseWow. This is why geeks shouldn’t marry non-geeks. Seriously, had he married a good geeky girl; she would NEVER have touched those. Hell, she’d probably have THREATENED to open one or two, but he’d have called the bluff. Especially if it was the Fett-man.
Nobody touches the Fett-man.
Hell, I bet this guy’s wife touched the Fett-man. That’s just asking for trouble right there.